Nowadays mun cyah free up in a fete cuz as soon as you try and drop uh ting, you ending up on Lucian Memes or Facebook.
Gasa it hard e, sometimes the music coming down good but ou har sav: once they put you on the internet, it’s over.
People criticizing your weight (if you fat you have no shame and if you megthey saying why you want to break your back so and doh ask for if you have a nice curvy shape… they hating one time!) If they have nothing to say about your weight, they criticizing your clothes: ah they see that by sns and hobbies. (SO WHAT’S WRONG WITH THAT SIS?)
If you and your friend have the same thing, they telling you, you get that in a 2 for 1 special (YES, THAT’S WHERE I GOT IT! SMART PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SPECIALS AND SAVE UP SO THEY CAN LIVE IN A NICE HOUSE; THEY EH TRYING TO IMPRESS PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET THAT CYAH EAT AFTER THEY GO TO A FETE, OR PUT EXPENSIVE WEAVE IN THEIR HAIR.)
Some Lucians have the most things to say; they sitting behind a computer screen or a chorno and they giving you endless talk. Mind you, some of them worse off than you but it better to talk about people, comeh.
It’s just like when people that eh doing well want to tear down people that doing well. They have the mosttttt things to say: oh you eh work for that, is things you do to get that, meanwhile you work hard to get your thing, some days you even had to skip a meal! Some have to talk about how much money you owe the bank and more. Mweh mem.
Anyway let me not get too sidetracked eh. All I have to say is next time you see me in a fete, doh record me anddoh judge me. You eh go like if I record you and share it on Facebook so doh do me that.
But who am I kidding? Your’ll does hear? Nobody eh care unless it happens to them. Zort kie weh.
Since Lucians eh like people to tell them what to do, I’ll offer you one piece of advice: next time you in a fete, make sure you looking good eh, ok?
They go still talk about you but at least you looking good!
By: Basic B